Save Gas! . . .

. . . quoth the failed Texas oil man who is so deep in corporate America's gas-greedy pockets he can taste their urine, who provides tax breaks for corporations to write off the cost of giant gas-guzzling SUV's, who manifests absolutely no interest in subsidizing the mass transit he now urges his federal workers to use (unless you include airlines, the corporate character of which (a good thing) evidently outweighs their status as people movers (a bad thing), all while gallivanting around the southwest United States shuttling from photo op to photo op in a custom gas-guzzling 747. O Captain My Captain.