Wherefore Art Thou Miguel . . .

Sorry, but this is just too funny not to pass on. I mean, Old-West / Verona-esque bloodfeuds that erupt into violence aren't necessarily laugh-out-loud-funny funny, but I can't help but wonder, did it occur to any of the participants at the time that they were living out a Romeo and Juliet / West Side Story scenario? Note also, the article refrains from drawing parallels.