Some tiny creature, mad with wrath,

Is coming nearer on the path.

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Friday, September 16, 2005

The Proper Response to Debauched Youth

The Post-Gazette reports that

a big new national survey is confirming what Hatch and other mental health professionals and sex education experts have known for years: Oral sex has become commonplace among teens.

Man, the party always gets good after I leave.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess we can thank clinton for that, because he defined oral sex as "not sex" thanks clinton

10:42 AM  
Blogger Moon said...

i'm pretty sure you (referring to anonymous trolls by the second-person pronoun you deserve, since anonymously there can be no "we") can blame clinton for everything.

but maybe, just maybe, it's for want of good parenting that these trends develop. and while i know you'd love to blame the inner city and moral deterioration for that, the truth is, bad parenting, even in two-parent family, is epidemic due to the pro-corporate policies of the right, which encourages the endless reductions in wages and benefits and increases in education and opportunity costs that force even those parents who would like to share time at home with young children to slave more hours per week than any other parents in the developed world to the detriment of their children's social adjustment.

but yeah, clinton, blow jobs, good call buddy.

1:49 PM  
Anonymous binky said...

I've seen studies that link the rise of oral sex to the virginity pledges. As no hymen can be broken, no virginity can be violated. Though Moon, I hate to tell you, this rationale was rampant at Catholic schools in the 80s already.

2:23 PM  

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