Searches That Land Here, and Other Miscellany

Tonight's review of what search-engine queries led reader's here discloses these two gems:

fat fixie middle aged

and

todler penis pic***

And in the meantime, for your delectation, I give you this "missed connection": "to my ex-boyfriend's clearly insane girlfriend who thinks I'm a threat - 26"

Nighty night.

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*** Best part of the "todler penis pic" search is that AOL in all its automated absurdity asked "Did you mean 'toddler penis pic'" taking the search far more seriously than it deserved.