Some tiny creature, mad with wrath,

Is coming nearer on the path.

--Edward Gorey

Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, U.S. Outlying Islands

Writer, lawyer, cyclist, rock climber, wanderer of dark residential streets, friend.

Monday, March 28, 2005

Can You Wrap It In Bacon?

I just can't stop laughing at Burger King's 730 calorie Enormous Omelet Sandwich.

Based on this poll, it would appear that about a third of the country's overweight population is lying.

(If you wrapped the entire EOS in an additional layer of yummy bacon, would it then would be a sausage bacon and cheese omelet sandwich omelet? Don't laugh. It's coming. The Enormous Omelet Sandwich Omelete, and the deep fried Monte Cristo EOSO (although the acronym, McEOSO, might raise issues given it's BK selling the sandwich).)

(Another aside: I wonder how BK feels that one of the News Alert subjects tied to its story in the side bar is "McDonald's.)


Anonymous binky said...

Bacon makes everything better. It's like buttah. ;)

3:26 PM  

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