Can You Wrap It In Bacon?

I just can't stop laughing at Burger King's 730 calorie Enormous Omelet Sandwich.

Based on this poll, it would appear that about a third of the country's overweight population is lying.

(If you wrapped the entire EOS in an additional layer of yummy bacon, would it then would be a sausage bacon and cheese omelet sandwich omelet? Don't laugh. It's coming. The Enormous Omelet Sandwich Omelete, and the deep fried Monte Cristo EOSO (although the acronym, McEOSO, might raise issues given it's BK selling the sandwich).)

(Another aside: I wonder how BK feels that one of the News Alert subjects tied to its story in the side bar is "McDonald's.)