In Conversation, Biker Seduction 101

Don't ask me how I found myself in a conversation with a perfect stranger that took this turn. Just appreciate the difficulty I had keeping anything like a straight face.

Quoth the portly, middle-aged, ruddy-bearded and beer-bellied man on the street with the impish grin and the cherubic cheeks (regarding his Harley): "Two hours on the world's biggest vibrator and they're ready to go."

Imagine what sort of stuff he's willing to say to his friends.